Another Monday Morning

You arrive in a small, cold bumrush town in Canada where everyones lanky and has a beard and wears plaid flannel shirts and red/green suspenders. Realising living under Conan OBriens jurisdiction wouldve been better. You go back to the boarder unfortuantely they wont let yu back. So you ask a lumberjack to hit you with his ax. THis doesnt kill you but a hockey rink zamboni passing by does