Hall of Infinite Doors
You both finish your food and she orders a rich (and expensive) chocolate cake for dessert, which you elect to share.
"So, who is this guy you want help with?" you ask as casually as possible.
She giggles with glossy eyes and takes another bite. "Tony Kesselman."
"Tony Kesselman?" you ask. "The linebacker? He lived across from me freshman year." You fail to add that he chases everything with two legs and a skirt.
"Really?" she gushes. "Could you introduce me? I mean, after I'm ready and everything."
You assure her that you will. She places her silvery purse on the table and asks you to watch it. She then stands, places her strap back on her shoulder and tells you that she needs to find the little girls room. As she goes away you can tell she's trying to walk as straight as possible.
Just then the check arrives at your table. It is far more than you expected.
"So, who is this guy you want help with?" you ask as casually as possible.
She giggles with glossy eyes and takes another bite. "Tony Kesselman."
"Tony Kesselman?" you ask. "The linebacker? He lived across from me freshman year." You fail to add that he chases everything with two legs and a skirt.
"Really?" she gushes. "Could you introduce me? I mean, after I'm ready and everything."
You assure her that you will. She places her silvery purse on the table and asks you to watch it. She then stands, places her strap back on her shoulder and tells you that she needs to find the little girls room. As she goes away you can tell she's trying to walk as straight as possible.
Just then the check arrives at your table. It is far more than you expected.