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Another Monday Morning

He short circuits and your rubber bladder implant survives the shock. General Greivous had a bounty of$999999999999.99 and 1 cent on his head. you retire to Florida and run a Jedi academy for Ewoks, Jawas and squirrels. Hundreds of babes(both homan and alien) love you forever. This is the best ending ever. See you next story.
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