The search for talent...The John Cena Story.

Cena: Hey look over there!

Maria: What?

As Maria is turned, cena somehow gets alcohol randomly and poors it in a random cup of coffee.

Maria: Silly! teehee nothing was there

Maria drinks the cup of coffee, but Cena forgets that Coffee wakes you up and make you alert

Cena :(thinking) Oh s**t! that won't do anything, how will I over come the odds of this?

Cena walks down a random hallway, and spots CM Punk

Cena: Yo dawg, i need to learn an Impact move fast!

CM Punk: Sorry man, all the impacts moves I know are banned in WWE, but I will show you how to do the Pepsi Plunge IF you only do it in dark matches and house shows.

Cena: Ok

CM Punk: Ok Here's how it goes (suddenly his wrist watch beeps) Oh sorry man, I gotta go someplace, I dunno where, well gotta run, but look! I got it written on paper! See ya!

Cena Now updates his list
CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL
POOOUUUNNNCCCCCEEEEEE-AH!!!!! PERIOD!!!!
GERMAN SUPLEX
LAST RIDE
BROCKLOCK
PROTOPLEX
SPIRAL TAP
PEPSI PLUNGE

Cena: I think I'm seeing some progress here, I can continue to learn more moves, or improve or change my gimmick!

Cena chooses to