The search for talent...The John Cena Story.
Cena: Hey look over there!
Maria: What?
As Maria is turned, cena somehow gets alcohol randomly and poors it in a random cup of coffee.
Maria: Silly! teehee nothing was there
Maria drinks the cup of coffee, but Cena forgets that Coffee wakes you up and make you alert
Cena :(thinking) Oh s**t! that won't do anything, how will I over come the odds of this?
Cena walks down a random hallway, and spots CM Punk
Cena: Yo dawg, i need to learn an Impact move fast!
CM Punk: Sorry man, all the impacts moves I know are banned in WWE, but I will show you how to do the Pepsi Plunge IF you only do it in dark matches and house shows.
Cena: Ok
CM Punk: Ok Here's how it goes (suddenly his wrist watch beeps) Oh sorry man, I gotta go someplace, I dunno where, well gotta run, but look! I got it written on paper! See ya!
Cena Now updates his list
CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL
POOOUUUNNNCCCCCEEEEEE-AH!!!!! PERIOD!!!!
GERMAN SUPLEX
LAST RIDE
BROCKLOCK
PROTOPLEX
SPIRAL TAP
PEPSI PLUNGE
Cena: I think I'm seeing some progress here, I can continue to learn more moves, or improve or change my gimmick!
Cena chooses to
Maria: What?
As Maria is turned, cena somehow gets alcohol randomly and poors it in a random cup of coffee.
Maria: Silly! teehee nothing was there
Maria drinks the cup of coffee, but Cena forgets that Coffee wakes you up and make you alert
Cena :(thinking) Oh s**t! that won't do anything, how will I over come the odds of this?
Cena walks down a random hallway, and spots CM Punk
Cena: Yo dawg, i need to learn an Impact move fast!
CM Punk: Sorry man, all the impacts moves I know are banned in WWE, but I will show you how to do the Pepsi Plunge IF you only do it in dark matches and house shows.
Cena: Ok
CM Punk: Ok Here's how it goes (suddenly his wrist watch beeps) Oh sorry man, I gotta go someplace, I dunno where, well gotta run, but look! I got it written on paper! See ya!
Cena Now updates his list
CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL
POOOUUUNNNCCCCCEEEEEE-AH!!!!! PERIOD!!!!
GERMAN SUPLEX
LAST RIDE
BROCKLOCK
PROTOPLEX
SPIRAL TAP
PEPSI PLUNGE
Cena: I think I'm seeing some progress here, I can continue to learn more moves, or improve or change my gimmick!
Cena chooses to