The search for talent...The John Cena Story.

Cena is pissed. He slides into the ring as RVD and Lashley are posing. He bounces off of the ropes and hits a POOOUUUUNNNNCCCCEEEEE-AH! PERIOD!!!!! to RVD sending him overselling out of the ring. Cena turns around and sees Lashley with a smirk.

Lashley: That's funny.

Cena: Shut up poopypants.

Cena runs towards Lashley for a POOOUUUUNNNCCEEEE-AH!!!! but it doesn't have any effect on him. Cena gets behind Lashley and delivers a German suplex but Lashley gets right back up.

Cena: My name is Cena so you're supposed to job to me.

Lashley: You say your name is Cena and I'm supposed to job to you...well I say you're name is Cena...and you're a Basstard!!!

Cena slaps Lashley in the face.

Lashley: O_O

Cena: Crap...Do you accept my apology?

Lashley: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lashley kicks Cena in the stomach and goes for the powerslam but Cena slips behind. Cena hightails it out of the ring and to the back. He pulls out his pad to update.

CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL
POOOUUUNNNCCCCCEEEEEE-AH!!!!! PERIOD!!!!
GERMAN SUPLEX
LAST RIDE
STFU
PROTOPLEX
SPIRAL TAP

Cena: Hmm....

He looks long at hard at his movelist and sees he is in need of a new submission. Who does he go to see?