The search for talent...The John Cena Story.
John Cena thinks about the past and overcomes the odds of the 3 Month Rule to remember Brock Lesnar exists. Cena gathers his information and flies off to Michigan where Brock is training. Cena walks into the gym and sees Lesnar bench pressing ovens.
Cena: You gonna hurt yourself dawg.
Lesnar drops the ovens and turns around to see Cena.
Lesnar: What the hell do you want?
Cena: I'm here to learn a move off of you.
Lesnar: You already stole the F5 and botched it. But instead of keeping the named you renamed the botch.
Cena: Let's not talk about botchs. You had the Shooting Ham Sammich Press onto your head.
Lesnar: Did you forget I could always kick your ass?
Cena: Calm down. I don't want trouble. I want to learn the BrockLock.
Lesnar: You could never learn that. You don't have enough skills.
Cena: Man shut up. I got more skills than you. I could have made it on the Vikings.
Lesnar snaps and charges at Cena. Cena drop toes holds him and locks in the STFU.
Cena: Say my name *****!!!
Lesnar unhooks the leg and stands up with Cena on his shoulders. He F5s Cena onto a 15 pound medicine ball. Lesnar grabs Cena's leg and drapes it over the neck before sitting down for the BrockLock.
Lesnar: Now you say MY name *****.
Cena: AHHHHH!!!!! You sucked in Japan!!!!!!
Lesnar tightens the holds. Just when it looks like Cena is ready to be killed the door is kicked open. In walks...
Cena: You gonna hurt yourself dawg.
Lesnar drops the ovens and turns around to see Cena.
Lesnar: What the hell do you want?
Cena: I'm here to learn a move off of you.
Lesnar: You already stole the F5 and botched it. But instead of keeping the named you renamed the botch.
Cena: Let's not talk about botchs. You had the Shooting Ham Sammich Press onto your head.
Lesnar: Did you forget I could always kick your ass?
Cena: Calm down. I don't want trouble. I want to learn the BrockLock.
Lesnar: You could never learn that. You don't have enough skills.
Cena: Man shut up. I got more skills than you. I could have made it on the Vikings.
Lesnar snaps and charges at Cena. Cena drop toes holds him and locks in the STFU.
Cena: Say my name *****!!!
Lesnar unhooks the leg and stands up with Cena on his shoulders. He F5s Cena onto a 15 pound medicine ball. Lesnar grabs Cena's leg and drapes it over the neck before sitting down for the BrockLock.
Lesnar: Now you say MY name *****.
Cena: AHHHHH!!!!! You sucked in Japan!!!!!!
Lesnar tightens the holds. Just when it looks like Cena is ready to be killed the door is kicked open. In walks...