The Terrible Story
The time... is 8:13 PM. The writer is in his bed, bored. What is there to do? What can be done? Of course! You will write a story like no other!
Wait, no, countless others have been written in this same genre of: suckage. Yes, this story will be so terrible it will cause your skin to crawl and you will want to find me and kill me for its existence. Then you'll realize you don't know where I live and you will suffer a few moments of annoyance/anger. Well, ready to begin?
Okay then, hi. Your mama smokes pigs to get high.
You're probably wondering this- why am I not typing in l33t or something if I want you to vote 1? Well that's simple- it's TOO EASY. It's been done before. So many stories are unreadable on here I get the feeling that some people didn't take the time to, I dunno, take preschool before they submitted their entry.
Maybe this story will be so bad and so cleverly designed to make people hate it it will get good ratings, who knows? The main thing is I'm writing it to have fun. And fun means, of course, annoying you!
So, ready for it to begin? Hmmmmm?
« Go Back Wait, no, countless others have been written in this same genre of: suckage. Yes, this story will be so terrible it will cause your skin to crawl and you will want to find me and kill me for its existence. Then you'll realize you don't know where I live and you will suffer a few moments of annoyance/anger. Well, ready to begin?
Okay then, hi. Your mama smokes pigs to get high.
You're probably wondering this- why am I not typing in l33t or something if I want you to vote 1? Well that's simple- it's TOO EASY. It's been done before. So many stories are unreadable on here I get the feeling that some people didn't take the time to, I dunno, take preschool before they submitted their entry.
Maybe this story will be so bad and so cleverly designed to make people hate it it will get good ratings, who knows? The main thing is I'm writing it to have fun. And fun means, of course, annoying you!
So, ready for it to begin? Hmmmmm?