Lost in...Pepplestones?

PLEASE NOTE: This story is a random story and has scenes which have a chance between slim and none of happening in real life! (When I say slim, I mean thinner than a piece of string!!!)

Ok, lets start! But first of all, thank you for coming in and, no, you're not wasting your time! Now, thats outta the way we can begin! First of all, you're a boy and your name is James-