Bob's Life
You have just been born.
The doctor slaps you on the back, and you begin to breathe. Suddenly, you feel the urge to cry. The doctor, panicked, passes you to your mother. "Shut that baby up!" He says. "I can't stand crying."
"Quiet down," says your mother.
The doctor slaps you on the back, and you begin to breathe. Suddenly, you feel the urge to cry. The doctor, panicked, passes you to your mother. "Shut that baby up!" He says. "I can't stand crying."
"Quiet down," says your mother.