An average ordinary day

You have no idea how to fix blindness and no way of finding out since you can no longer use wikipedia or read any books. You decide to grab a sewing needle and stick it into your eyeball hoping it will fix something, and even if it doesn't, there's no way it can hurt you any more than you already are.

Well, you were wrong because you stuck the needle in too deep and poked your frontal lobe, imparing your sense of speech. When your mom walks in and sees you with a needle poking out of your head while shouting "Seyungchowww", she assumes you're retarded and calls a mental hospital. The nurses arrive at your house quickly.