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You can't handle the fail!
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butterballs
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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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Mayor Mccheese is assasinated in front of you; You promtly scream Cheeze and your legs fly off. Will smith flys through the air, eats them, Sh*ts a brick and runs with a Rhagh pose.
You have 5 choices:
But you can't run with Rhagh pose
Grab my trusty rifle
Do a handstand and chase him!
Join american Ninjas
Snap his neck and eat his heart and brains for power
