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You can't handle the fail!
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butterballs
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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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When you go pee Brad Pit is standing there and he punchs your face off
You have 5 choices:
Whip out your chop and tell him to suck it
Except...I already got my mom pregnant
STOP GIVING US THE CHOICE ABOVE ME!!!!!!!
How about a funny joke?
I pick up my legs to where I float and twist them backwards