Interdimensional Traveler

You race mindlessly towards the bucket of paint.

Seconds later the statue of this 'great leader,' or whatever, has been painted. (you failed to read the writing before 'decorating')

The statue is now a blood-red, and have attracted the attention of the military, yeah you're great at this whole 'survival thing.'

"On your knees! On your f***ing knees, now!" He barks in an unfamiliar accent.

"No! this is just a big misunder--"

BANG!

You're dead. At least I think you are..He might have missed a vital artery and left you alive for perhaps a few seconds..Could just be a flesh wound...Nope, no you're definetly dead. Such a deep wound in the heart would've killed you...Yeah I don't think you're too alive right now...
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