Pete the Postman

Pete walks into the room he saw the lady in, closing the door behind him.
The strange woman is on her knees in the middle of the room.
Pete see's a group of fellows that had been in other offices throughout the building, naked, holding their throbbing penis' with angry hands. *insert image of angry hand here*
The woman is fully clothed, strangely, and she beckons for Pete troll to come closer.
As Pete shuffles slowly forwards, he notices his fly is still undone from his event with his boss earlier *remember the penis in the nose and the snorting and the ferocity? just wanted to make sure you couldn't forget* and Pete found that his penis is quite erect and stuck at a strange angle.

The woman quickly straightens up Pete's penis.

The group of co-workers then begin to beat their junk like a monkey peeling a banana or a addict looking for their coke money.
Random white fluid flies out of a mayonnaise container that was sitting on a bench nearby and lands in the mouth of the woman in the centre of the room, shortly followed by semen from all of the men in the room, even Pete, even though he didnt touch his penis or aim.

Pete remembered that the door on the way in said Drink room, so he kisses the woman in the middle with her mouthful, which she politely passes to him, and he swallows it all.

Wasnt that refreshing?