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Your Weird Life
Written by
coolguy
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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The magazine smacks the wailing 3 year old upside the head and knocks him to the floor. Feeling the urge to burst out laughing as every adult in the room goes over to see what's happening you decide to...
You have 3 choices:
Please the urge to laugh
Go into the crowd and pretend to be worried
Get as far away from the crowd as possible
