All is in Blunderland

"Well done!" the Easter Bunny squeaks, "So what do you think, Santa? Ready?"

Santa turns and looks at you. "Yes," he nods. "Ready."

A handsome man enters. "Friends," says Santa, "Please meet the smartest, strongest, most incredible specimen of the human race I've ever known. Also known as the Purple Phantom, and the Ultimate Male, please say hello to Rob. I leave you in good hands."

"Er, hello, there." says Rob. "Everything's going to be fine now. You've earned your presents. I just have one final task for you. Please, everyone, name a Christmas memory or tradition you are thankful for. Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy New Year!"
End Of Story