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All is in Blunderland
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TreborZubroc
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"The DOUBLE?!?" says the waiter incredulously. "NOBODY orders the double, sir!"
What do you say?
You have 2 choices:
"Okay... make it a triple." Narrow one eye, for effect, and glare at the waiter.
"Ok, just give me something without any sugar in it."