All is in Blunderland

As you give chase to the white rabbit, your arms pumping, breath heaving, gums flapping in the wind, you start to wonder if you're going crazy as the rabbit suddenly transforms into a shiny black car with red trim, and the brakes screech as the car pulls to a stop and the door flies open. Instinctively, you shout, "SHOTGUN!" and start for door, but then you wonder... is this really a good idea?