Epic story of survival

They handed me a box that said "Soap" on it. "O gee, this is just swell," I said and opened the box. Right when it opened, I found myself being pulled in towards the box like some kind of black hole, and I was knocked out. When I woke up, I was lying in the forest by a small pond. "Oy, where am I," I said to myself. When I gained back all of my sight, I saw a man lying on the ground 20 feet away and he wasn't moving. "Whoa, are you Ok?" I called out to him. "Yeah I'm good," he replied. I figured that was an acceptable answer and left him there. I walked for five minutes when I heard a voice calling out to me. "Hey you!" I looked around, but I couldn't see anybody. "WHO?" I said. "You! You silly goose." I looked around again and realized that the owner of the voice was a small cat.
"Whoa, you weren't there when I looked the first time were you?" I asked.
"Yeah I was. Man you must be losing it."
"Yeah maybe, anyway, what were we talking about?"
"Well technically nothing, but I called to you to welcome you to the land of 'The Place Where you go when annoying sellsmen trick you into buying things'."
"Oh that's so nice. So uh how do I get home."
"You have to follow the yellow brick road."
"Well where do I find that?"
"You're standing on it Einstien."
"Oh wow, when did that get there? Man I really am losing it."
"Anyway, you take the yellow brick road until you get home."
"Wait that's it?"
"Yep."
"Ok then, thanks"
"Don't mention it."
"Ok, I won't."
"Well fine then."
"...yeah bye."