Confusion of the Mind

Your skin turns violet and you blow up like a blueberry. Unfortunately, you don't know how to signal any oompa loompas to take you to the juicing room, so you just lay there, bloated, until you die of hunger.

Here's a blueberry joke to lessen the blow:

What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?

A blueberry jam!