Confusion of the Mind

You turn to dash swiftly away, and you trip over a leaf. How embarrassing. The Pibbs quickly advance toward you, carrying shock dog collars. You're a bit loopy, and when one Pibb successfully sticks one on your neck, you're laughing so hard you scream, and you're screaming because of the pain. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You die knowing that it's always best to know your manners.

Here's a random knock knock joke because I couldn't find any jokes about shock dog collars or etiquette to lessen the blow:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting cow.

The inter... MOOOOOOOOOO!!!