Am I Dreaming?

This is all too crazy for you, you just wanted to go to sleep and dream happy dreams with rainbows, unicorns and faeries. You don't want any giant bumble bees in your life! However now there's a full police squad armed with every type of weapon in your backyard!
You curl up at the bottom of the tree and repeat in your head the words, "this isn't real, I’m dreaming, it's only a dream, I'll wake up in my room." You try pinching yourself again. It doesn't help. At least this isn't as bad as Alice in Wonderland, is it?
At that moment a chunk of the tree blasts away and you instinctively duck away from the blast and tumble down a hole, a rabbits’ hole. You fall and fall until you collide into a pool of water.
A giant turtle offers you a ride to the next safest exit and you gladly accept his offer. The two of you ride through a maze of tunnels until you find a ladder. You climb the ladder and find yourself outside the local supermarket.
“I'll have a very fascinating story to tell at school tomorrow!” You proudly tell yourself.
End Of Story