Cody Christano: The Life of an American Scum Bucket
As a scum bag, your peversions know no bounds. You decide to have sex with the dead bodies. But your no monster, you decide if your going to engage in necrophilia your going to do it classy; in a graveyard at night.
You wait for the sun to set then drive your bloodied jeep to a local graveyard. You find a secluded area next to some unmarked tomb stones and begin to dig with a shovel. About an hour later you have dug two six foot deep graves for the girls. You drag them out of the jeep and place them in their respective resting places. Then you take off your pants.
You go for the dead blonde girl first. Sliding yourself deep into her love mitten, it is cold and dry. You ask her if she likes it and continue to hump the dead girl. It's so much better when women don't talk you think. Funny since women DON'T ever talk to you. When you think about that fact your eyes tear up and you begin to bang her in anger, punching her in the face furiously. After you finish with the blonde you climb out of the grave and bury her.
Then you hop into the second grave with the brunette girl, her body all ready rigid with rigamortis. You want something different this time, so you take your shovel and cut off her head. Blood pours out, but not as much as you would have expected. You have sex with the bloodied neck hole, moaning in ecstacy as you finish. That was incredible, you think to yourself. You bury her the same as the last girl, yet after you pile on the last pillar of earth, you have a desire to do it again....Maybe dig up some other graves?
You wait for the sun to set then drive your bloodied jeep to a local graveyard. You find a secluded area next to some unmarked tomb stones and begin to dig with a shovel. About an hour later you have dug two six foot deep graves for the girls. You drag them out of the jeep and place them in their respective resting places. Then you take off your pants.
You go for the dead blonde girl first. Sliding yourself deep into her love mitten, it is cold and dry. You ask her if she likes it and continue to hump the dead girl. It's so much better when women don't talk you think. Funny since women DON'T ever talk to you. When you think about that fact your eyes tear up and you begin to bang her in anger, punching her in the face furiously. After you finish with the blonde you climb out of the grave and bury her.
Then you hop into the second grave with the brunette girl, her body all ready rigid with rigamortis. You want something different this time, so you take your shovel and cut off her head. Blood pours out, but not as much as you would have expected. You have sex with the bloodied neck hole, moaning in ecstacy as you finish. That was incredible, you think to yourself. You bury her the same as the last girl, yet after you pile on the last pillar of earth, you have a desire to do it again....Maybe dig up some other graves?