The Mystic Adventures of Dorian

Dorian, still bleary at four in the morning, decides to simply ignore these rude police men and watch his favorite movie of all time, Billy Owens' Magical Adventures. He inserts the disk into his DVD player, and goes to his kitchen to pop popcorn and grab some candy bars.

The police men watch in silent amazement. No one's ever ignored them before. They're not sure what they should do. Do they...