A Vacation At Walt Disney World

He struts down the gangway, smiling at the flight attendants waiting at the end. You can't quite hear what he says to them but they let him through! Maybe he's not really a hobo. You run up to the flight attendants. The more friendly looking of the two flashes you a wide smile and says, "I'm sorry, are you with Mr Cruise?". Your mouth falls open. "T-T-Tom Cruise?" you sputter. "Uh, yes." snorts the tall brunette. "May we see your ticket?" That's when you realise that you don't have your ticket on you. You gave it to "Lee" to look after. And just think, you could have been in first class with Tom Cruise. Better luck next time, kid.