The Big 'un!

(Previously written by SirShaguar)
For a moment, the face glows blue. Then, you feel a rush. The adrenaline flows through your veins like pure clean water on a hot day. Suddenly the thought of hot begins to raise your body temperature. You feel like there should be steam coming out your ears. The pressure in your head is building. FLASH! You are engulfed in brilliant white-blue light. The waves of holy azure light rush at you - or are you rushing at it. The world is spinning around you. You can't tell up or down, left your right. Your senses are blurred, and, just when you thought you'd black out, everything goes pure white. You might as well be blind for all that you can see. Then, you lose consciousness, but even when you close your eyes, the white does not go away.

You awake in a grassy field. Emerald Hills roll off in all directions. You look up. The clear sapphire sky reveals only a few puffy whisps of clouds that seem to be perfectly motionless. There is not even the hint that there ever was wind in this odd world - you've decided that this must be a different world. Suddenly, you hear the most serene voice that ever vibrated your ear-drums.

"So, you've finally come." You look in the direction of the voice. You see the most beautiful creature to ever be gifted with life. Her hair is long flowing black. Her eyes are icy blue, bluer than than bluest sky you've ever seen (you can even compare, as the bluest sky you've ever seen happens to be the one you were looking at only a few moments ago). Her long pale blue dress is almost completely transparent. Her lips are full, and bright red. You feel the blood pumping in your veins as you scroll down her body. Her firm voluptous breasts, her seemingly strong yet gentle legs. Even her unshoed feet are a sight for sore-eyes. You open your mouth to speak, but cannot find the words.

"It is okay, I know you are unable to speak. Just think about the question you wish to ask. I can read your mind, and I will try to answer you as completely as I can. Oh, by the by, I AM the most beautiful woman you have ever seen." She laughs. You think...