The Big 'un!

You awaken, stiffling a long, wide yawn you stretch yourself until you're out of the duvet and onto the tender carpet. 'Wow...Strange dream I had last night...' You murmur to the wall. You even forgot to take your pants off last night...You push your hands in your pockets, shuffling towards the staircase, you feel a slight chill emanating from an object in your pockets. But, feeling tired you continue to step down the steps.

Irritated by the object in your pockets, you suddenl remember....