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hyltonjess
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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You find a book on magic and begin to flick through the page until you come across becoming immortal at first this sounds great until you realise you have to suck the sweat from fly balls
You have 3 choices:
You find a fly and suck away
You get your squatter out and kill all flys
You go to the toilet