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You've Got Mail! (1)
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macaronibrains
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They smack you with noodles! "Nao, tell ush where yur hidin the princess! Ya shee!" They are all dressed up in black fedoras and red ties.
You have 2 choices:
I don't know what you're talking about!?!?!?
Stop smackin' me and we can negotiate!