Interdimensional Traveler
You walk up to someone and ask him where you can find a good lawyer.
"Why, I'm an attorney...so are half the people here...what can I do for you?"
"Why, I'm an attorney...so are half the people here...what can I do for you?"
You have 3 choices:
- Say "Nothing...I just wanted to see how long it would take to find a lawyer in Hell."
- Say "I can get you out of here, but you have to be my personal servant for the rest of time"
- Punch him in the face and say "I've always wanted to punch a lawyer without getting sued", then use your remote to get out of here.