The Most Random Story EVAAAHH :3

Hello, I am Rafaela, and I am trying to create the most random story ever. With your help, I'm sure we can achieve it!

It all started when someone sat on my ass. Rebbeca said I was a shadow demon because
someone got raped. Oh god, beccas getting raped again. Then the hippopotumus ate my lunchkit, the butterfly went to war and magically exploded...