This Story is Going Nowhere Fast

Cantankerously, you begin screaming wildly, Whilst turning slowly, holding the Miniguns tightly in both your arms by your side, vehicles explode, and everything nearby is thrown about violently. "THIS. IS. NOT. ENOUUGH!!" You scream at the top of your voice over the loud explosions, you're destroying every home on the neighbourhood.

This isn't enough, you desire something more..blowy. (lolwot?)