Pirates and Princes

Without looking you hurl an ornate thwopillow sqaure at the lady's face. She groans an exasperated, "Ohf!!" and topples to the ground. You instantly regret the decision when the fall sounds more painful than intended. After a few moments you here sniffles. "I .. Sniff.. Don't get paid enough for this!....sniff sniff. You can just dress yurself miss!" at that she shambles angrily out the double doors.