Hall of Infinite Doors

Cheese pours over you, but you pesevere. You step out on the other isde of the falls only to find you are in a steamy spa. Suddenly, a stylish girl with a big bun in her hair comes up to you and smiles a plastic-surgery grin.
"Hello! I'm Stacy, Ms. Stacy Tracy Lacy Macy Kacy Vacy - but they call me Stacy for short. What treatment would you like today?"