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You snatch a nearby kitchen knife and scream battle cries that awaken all the birds in the forest. (You know..the ones that were concealed beneath your beard)They flutter about uncontrollably and peck at your wife, your wife screams then waves her arms about frantically. You then charge at her, planting the knife inside her stomach. Blood pours over the ground beneath your feet. She gasps for air. Her eyes glimmering in despair. NOw what do you do with the body before the police arrive..?