Valley Viper

You punch Al in the face. He's stoned and doesn't feel a thing, but notices your clenched fist. He thinks your funny. A quick elbow to your ribs, then pulls your head to knee. You're knocked out. You wake up and find yourself on the beach - you're body sore and burnt from the sun. Al yells, "Hey dude, get out of the sun, you're gonna get a sun-burn".
You stumble back to the room and spend the rest of the trip taking care of your wounds. You fly back to Canada without touching the ocean. You suck.