Open Secret

After being thwarted by Stereo Guy, open_secret strives to find a distraction/replacement for her sucky heartache. Thanks to the wonders of El Internet-o, specifically online dating, this appears well within reach.

One day she comes across a sparse profile for some dude named LD1701. His photos are nice but his written info is uninspiring. Still, the button on the top righthand corner boldly declares he responds "very selectively," which is, she admits, a challenge. She hesitates and then...