Interdimensional Traveler
You place a call to Ted Nugent, and tell him what's going on and what needs to be done. He agrees to help you, and two hours later, Carrot Top is found murdered in his apartment. Nobody ever traces it to Ted, though...as he just happened to be somewhere else at the supposed time of death.
You keep writing propoganda for the President. When a film studio tries to fire her two months later, you write a piece that implies that the studio executive has ties with North Korea. It doesn't help when the police find about 10,000,000 won (North Korean currency) in his basement two days later, as well as 200 kilos of cocaine...yeah, he's doomed.
But you start to long for the thrill of traveling from dimension to dimension again.
You reach for the Interdimensional Traveler remote control in your desk drawer.
You keep writing propoganda for the President. When a film studio tries to fire her two months later, you write a piece that implies that the studio executive has ties with North Korea. It doesn't help when the police find about 10,000,000 won (North Korean currency) in his basement two days later, as well as 200 kilos of cocaine...yeah, he's doomed.
But you start to long for the thrill of traveling from dimension to dimension again.
You reach for the Interdimensional Traveler remote control in your desk drawer.