Interdimensional Traveler

You go to the designated meeting place, looking cautiously around you to make sure none of your "collegaues" followed you.

Carrot Top meets you at a bench at the park about an hour later.

"What do you want?" you ask.

"I want justice for my friend..." Carrot Top says. He gets out a .45, and points it at you. "I know you killed Pauly Shore. Now it's payback time."

He pulls the trigger. Your head explodes into a hundred little pieces that spew out in front of the playground, while dozens of little children, and their parents, watch in horror.

Cops come and take Carrot Top away, but it's too late for you. At least, on the bright side, you will be avenged pretty aggressively - Carrot Top is sure to get the death penalty for murdering you...and they do some sick things to death row inmates in this dimension...
End Of Story