Interdimensional Traveler

You rush toward the river, shouting "Heil Gibson...INVADE NOW!" and run right past two Nazi guards in black uniforms. They look at you, puzzled for a moment, then start running toward the river, shouting "Heil Gibson...INVADE NOW!" You jump in the river and swim as fast as you can to the other side. On the New Jersey side of the river, mobsters stand with machine guns, shooting at anyone in a black uniform who makes it within range, but they leave you alone.

You make it to the eastern bank of the river. A mobster, armed to the teeth, walks up to you. "That was pretty gutsy," he says. "And we took out 8 Nazi guards in the process...but what brings you to this side of the river, if I may ask?"