Interdimensional Traveler

"I am here to prove that Doki Doki is a fraud." you say, unapologetically.

"HOW DARE YOU MOCK OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!" exclaims the tree. Two human figures, dressed in hooded black robes, walk up to you. They remove their hoods. You recognize them immediately as Summer Glau and Kate Bosworth. On your homeworld they are actresses. You get the feeling they are in another career in this dimension, though...

They get out swords. You try to run away, but one of the trees grabs you with his branches.

You wet yourself in fear. All of a sudden, Summer and Kate start laughing.

"You seek to prove Doki a fraud, but you wet yourself at the first sign of danger? Some prophet you are..."

Kate walks up to you, and grabs the remote control out of your hand. "What is this?" she says. She presses some buttons on it, and disappears.

"Great...my only way out of here is gone" you think...just as Summer charges at you with her sword, stabbing you in the throat.
End Of Story