When I wasn't looking...

You pretend you are dying, and when a good samaritan stops to help you. You punch him in the face and take his car. That was MY CAR! I LOVED that car! You are going to pay!!! I'm making your computer crash! I'm ruining your love life (if you have one, I sure don't) I am stealing all your money! Oh, wait, the story... I guess I'll just kill you and be done with it.
End Of Story