Can you juggle your teenage life?

You: "Well...I'm a people's person. I help anyone! I'd help an old lady walk across the street if I could!"

She looked at you horrified because she thought you said "I'd help an old lady suck my feet if I could".

Bridget: "Pervert!"

You felt a strong force across your face as she slaps you. She runs off and tells everyone about what she thought you said and now everyone hates you...

But some of the elderly teachers in your school are turned on.




CONCLUDING STATUS: Hated and the Target of Elderly Female Rapists
End Of Story