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The Race.
Written by
superjo16
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You see an ad for Walmart and go to the interview. A fat guy in a blue shirt is interviewing you and asks you where you last worked. You were a janitor.
You have 3 choices:
say you were a janitor.
say you were the CEO of Apple.
ask him if the reason he's so fat is because he steals all of Walmarts' food.
