The First Day of Summer

You wake up in the morning and roll over onto your back realizing today is the first day of summer, though you aren't as excited as you hoped you would be; all of your friends will be leaving for fascinating and adventurous vacations while your cheap-ass parents are too cheap-assy to take you on vacation. So for now you are stuck at home.

But suddenly, something doesn't seem right. No bright lights are gleaming in through the window. You aren't sweating insanely like you should be in summer. In fact, you're not even hot; you're freezing cold. What the crap is goin' on?