Best story ever

you use your finger and you look completly GORGEOS! you take it off that night and when you and your ma are sitting at the table saying your prayers........HA HA!who am I kidding you and your ma dont eat at a table! None the less say prayers!Ok well you and you ma were garbage digging for food she sees the make up and Pulls out a 45 Machiene gun and says "DONT BE LIEN TO ME GIRL WERE YOU USEN MY MAKEUP?ILL BLOW YOUR FRIKEN HEAD OFF!"You tell her the truth and well she blows your fricken head off!
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