Mr. Wiggles Big Adventures (Not a Childrens Story)

It's not a problem. The prostitute screams at the sight of Mr Wiggly. He walks back.
"Well, that was interesting, wasn't it? Now let's get a drink!"
"But-" You begin.
"I've got my fake ID, remember?" He waves it in your face. You sigh. When will he ever learn?
"What would you like?" He asks as you enter the bar.