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"I think she's amazing too!" said the old lady, "I'm lesbian and I'm dating her."

You laughed and then she had a sad look on her face.

"I'm sorry," you said, "I didn't mean to laugh, it's just that I don't believe you."

"Oh, so you don't believe a little old lady who offers you everything? Wow, just wow. HEY, MASON!"

THen a big man with muscles came over to the old lady.

"Yeah, mom?"

"Exucse me," you said with a weird expression on your face, "who's that guy?"

"He's my son, you freakin' idiot."

"Okay?"

"Hey Mason, I was all nice to that boy and he didn't believe me that I'm dating Hannah Montana. Can you whoop his ass, just for me."

"Sure Mom," Mason said. Then he walked over to you.

Crap man, what the hell are you gonna do?!