Cody Christano: The Life of an American Scum Bucket

You shout as loud as you can "FUCK THE POLICE" whipping out your box cutter you jam the blade into the officers throat. He grabs your hand and slams it to the top of the window causing you to drop the boxcutter onto the street.

The officer stumbles backward grasping his throat as blood spews from the hole you just created. He begins coughing out blood and stumbles farther backward into the street.

Suddenly you witness a tractor trailer slam into the officer who was in the middle of the road, a red mist cloud blankets you, then is gone, as the tractor trailer keeps hurdling down the road.

Bad day for that cop you think. You exit your jeep quickly to get back your box cutter.